Keep Calm and Carrion

Long Apron

Now THIS is how you keep up a vulture's spirits. No worries, just keep calm and - what's that? carrion? If you say it out loud you might fool others, but vultures know a good meal when they hear it. Good British-style humor for vulture fans. You can customize this gift! Move the poster design around, change the background color or style, add text or images -- make it your own!
About this Apron
Protect yourself completely with this extra-long 35% cotton / 65% polyester blend twill apron. Two side pockets to keep stuff handy. Machine washable. 30 x 24 inches. Made in the USA.
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