We're celebrating Vulture Week because this Saturday, September 6th, marked International Vulture Awareness Day (IVAD). This commemorative day has been celebrated since at least 2009 and aims to highlight the importance of vultures and vulture conservation through education. Happy Monday, vulture lovers! Here are some vulture jokes to kick off your week with a laugh!
Vulture underwear joke:
Q: What is a vulture's favorite kind of underwear?
A: Thermals! They're always flying in them.
Vulture airplane joke:
A vulture boards an airplane with three dead raccoons. The flight attendant says to him, "I'm sorry, sir, it's only two carrion per passenger."
Vulture clown joke:
Two vultures are in a field, eating a dead clown. One vulture says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Rare vulture joke:
A White-backed Vulture, a California Condor, and a Red-headed Vulture walk into a bar. The bartender says, "This is amazing, I better call the Audubon Society!"
Do you know any vulture jokes? Share them with us in the comments! In the meanwhile, have a great week, everyone, and remember to always...
Carrion My Wayward Son
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