Vulture Humor

We're celebrating Vulture Week because this Saturday, September 6th, marked International Vulture Awareness Day (IVAD). This commemorative day has been celebrated since at least 2009 and aims to highlight the importance of vultures and vulture conservation through education. Happy Monday, vulture lovers! Here are some vulture jokes to kick off your week with a laugh!

Vulture underwear joke:

Q: What is a vulture's favorite kind of underwear?
A: Thermals! They're always flying in them.

Vulture airplane joke:

A vulture boards an airplane with three dead raccoons. The flight attendant says to him, "I'm sorry, sir, it's only two carrion per passenger."

Vulture clown joke:

Two vultures are in a field, eating a dead clown. One vulture says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Rare vulture joke:

A White-backed Vulture, a California Condor, and a Red-headed Vulture walk into a bar. The bartender says, "This is amazing, I better call the Audubon Society!"

Do you know any vulture jokes? Share them with us in the comments! In the meanwhile, have a great week, everyone, and remember to always...

Keep Calm and Carrion


Spurwing Plover on November 13, 2015 at 7:50 PM wrote:
Q. Where do vulture retire to? A. A Condormuim
Ric Veeds on February 9, 2016 at 10:43 PM wrote:
What song did the all vulture classic rock band play? Carrion My Wayward Son
Darin Tysdal on June 2, 2016 at 9:52 AM wrote:
Do you know the story of the Prodigal Vulture? He went to his father and asked for his share of his father's estate. He then took it and spent it on the ways of the world and lost all of the money. He decided to go back to his father to ask for forgiveness and take him back. When he came back, his father said "Let us rejoice! Let's have a party"! So he flew away and came back with a dead rabbit. The Prodigal Vulture looked at the dead rabbit and asked his father "What is that"? and he replied, "That's Carrion, My Wayward Son!"
Andrew on December 1, 2018 at 3:23 PM wrote:
the largest vulture
rardPlams on September 24, 2019 at 8:32 AM wrote:
Hello. And Bye.
itajat on October 8, 2019 at 2:38 AM wrote:
Ciao a tutti vengo dall'italia
itajat on December 9, 2019 at 11:22 AM wrote:
Ok. I use translate and will be good ok?
Mixshano on January 9, 2020 at 2:56 AM wrote:
hi guys :). I am looking for help for me and my girl. i am from France
Spurwing Plover on January 23, 2022 at 8:12 AM wrote:
Q. WHY did the Vulture cross the road? A.The Chicken did,nt make it
Guston Zimasheen on August 12, 2022 at 12:17 AM wrote:
What's dead. Has feathers, and can send messages if you throw it really hard? A carrion pigeon
SPURWING PLOVER on October 21, 2023 at 4:31 PM wrote:
Q. Where do Vultures live when they retire? A. To a Condor-Minium

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